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Thursday, March 27, 2008

Throw Tantrum

Recently, I had an evening meal with two great techie friends in a nice restaurant which had an open buffet with an impressive selection and variety of food, including Indian, Chinese and Italian.

We talked about a wide range of things, the future of technology, artificial intelligence, politics and how governments are trying to control the Internet, the current state of programmers and programming and of course women, amongst other things. After a few beers, we discovered the ultimate code which we are convinced is at the core of female operating systems:

unsafe {
while (married) {
try {
if (_nag() == FAILED)
if (_nag_more() == FAILED)
if (_nag_even_more() == FAILED)
throw tantrum();
} catch (Mood* behaviour)
(behaviour->*hide_reason)();
}
}

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